The Landscaper

Sweat drenched my shirt as the sun beat down on me. I swiped at my forehead, wiping away beads of sweat and leaving a trail of dirt in their place. I looked down at the hole in front of me. Not quite deep enough for what I needed it for, but already too deep for landscaping. I would know. Landscaping was my day job. “Would you like some lemonade?” the homeowner called. She was a sweet, middle-aged woman. If I could, I would’ve felt bad about what I was going to leave buried under her lawn. But then again, if I felt bad for all my clients, I would never get any work done. “Thank you, ma’am,” I said as I took a glass from her tray. She looked over the edge of the hole I’d just climbed out of and then back at the sapling on the side of the road. “Why is it so deep?” I took a long drink from my glass. “I bury dead pigs under all the saplings I plant. Helps ‘em grow. Stinks to high heaven, though, so I gotta put ‘em deep down.” She shot a nervous glance toward my ...